8:00pm and I'm in NC. Sitting at the bar talking to this dude about hash and whatnot. then I decided I should go check on my flight. MOTHER FUCKER! Postponed?! Because of what, you might ask. " The plane is broken ". That's the reponse I recieved from the wonderful staff at US Airways. So, I figure " Alright, I'll go back to the bar and chill out for a few and have another brewski ". By the time I finsh this beer it's roughly 9:00pm... Time to board the planey plane. YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME! Another fucking delay. This time the plane is boarding at 10:00pm. Me : " What's the issue now ma'am? " US Airways Employee: " I guess they broke something else on the plane... I'm not entirely sure though. " Me: " That's pretty cool lady. Do you have anything other tails of wisdom? " US Airways Employee: " Do what now sir? " Me: " ..... Nothing. I'm going to get more beer ". Next thing I know, I'm in Wilmington, Nc. Hooray Air travel.
